Chile: “No, You Can’t Park Here!”

Day 4/Part 5–

It was approaching sunset by the time that we were ready to find a place to park the camper for the night.  Since we had decided to go to out to one of the lagoons to see the flamingos the next day, we figured that we could drive out there in the evening, so we would be well-positioned in the morning.  There are many lagoons to pick from, but we opted for Laguna Chaxta, because it was a bit bigger than the two closest lagoons, but it was much closer than a few of the others.  In other words, we thought that our plan was perfect!

We left the activity of San Pedro de Atacama and headed south on Route 23, and only we passed only one or two cars along the way.  As the sun was starting to set, we pulled over and took a few photos of the mountains in the distance.

The “Main Road”

We drove about an hour, and we easily found our turn off to the right. We left the “main” road and began traveling on a sandy, dirt road.  Almost instantly, we saw a sign that indicated that our target was 10 kms further, and that we were in the middle of construction zone.  As we continued to travel, sand piled increasingly higher and higher on either side of us, making it feel like we were traveling down a chute, rather than a road. 

We passed many construction vehicles, abandoned for the night, and silhouetted against the night sky which was glowing with stars.  All-in-all, it was a neat experience, until…we saw a set of headlights coming towards us in the distance.

As the distance between us diminished, I wondered how we would pass each other. Fortunately, the construction “gods” prevailed, and the road slightly widened as we met.  The car pulled up next to us, and the driver rolled down his window.  A man with a heavy black beard and a construction hat, told us (in Spanish) that the road was closed for the night, and that we would have to turn around.  We understood one or two words, but his hand motions were clear—turn around—now! 

Of course, we listened to his directive and we backed up until we found a little place where we could turn around.  He followed us out, making sure that we left the area.  When we reached the end of the road, we turned right on the main road, and we saw that he had turned left.  We drove for a minute or two, not seeing anyplace that we could pull over, so Pierre turned around and started heading back.  We arrived at the turn off (this time to our left), and like a moth to a flame, Pierre turned in again.

“What are you doing?” I wailed. “He told us we had to turn around!”

“He’s gone,” Pierre answered with a devilish smile.

“You’re going back in?” I asked, feeling very unsure for the first time on this adventure.

Pierre aimed the car back down the road and within a few moments, we saw a light bobbing off to our left.  “Someone is riding a bike out here,” Pierre declared with astonishment.

“No, it’s a guy walking.”  I answered. 

We watched his headlight bob toward us, and when he got close enough, he motioned for us to stop.  Pierre rolled down the window and the man pointed his flashlight into the car. I breathed a sigh of relief when I saw that it wasn’t the bearded man who had just told us to turn around.

This man, much older than the first, leaned his head in the window and began talking.  His tone was friendly, and of course he was speaking in Spanish.  The gist of what he was saying was—

No, you can’t drive down here.  It’s closed until morning.  You can go that way (he pointed with his flashlight in the direction of San Pedro de Atacama), or that way (pointing his flashlight the other way), but not this way (pointing his flashlight toward the lagoon).  He talked, and he talked, and he talked.  Finally, I told him (in Spanish) that we didn’t understand Spanish. He kept talking and waving his flashlight around.

At one point, I had to turn my head toward my window, to keep myself from laughing.  Every time the man said something in Spanish, Pierre answered him in English out of desperation.  I don’t think it ever occurred to the man that we didn’t understand him, and that we didn’t speak Spanish.

Not knowing how to extract ourselves from the situation, I repeated in English, everything I thought he had said to us in Spanish. “Okay, the road is closed tonight because of construction. We have two options. We can go that way,” I pointed to the left.  “Or we can go that way,” pointing to the right. “I think we’ll head back to San Pedro de Atacama.”

He smiled and seemed satisfied. He waved at us with his flashlight as we backed out and began to head down the main road.  I finally burst out laughing, because I just couldn’t hold it in any longer. 

“He was so sweet, but I don’t think he understood that we didn’t know what he was talking about!”

We had to backtrack about twenty minutes before we finally found a suitable place to pull over for the night.  As we pulled in, Pierre muttered, “Those flamingos better be worth it!”

I burst out laughing again—what an adventure! Like Pierre, I hoped that we wouldn’t be disappointed in the morning.

Chile: The Beast!

Day 4/Part 4–

We arrived in San Pedro de Atacama late in the afternoon and we were greeted by hordes of tourists, backpackers, vagabonds, and stray dogs. Of course, there were lots of locals, too, especially young children. The kids were playing on the playground, riding their bikes, and skateboarding.  The town itself was made up of a series of narrow roads, that seemingly had no discernible pattern or structure.  Humble homes and businesses, most in need of serious repair and paint, lined the road on both sides.  Adobe walls topped with straw and shards of glass created boarders between the houses, and along the roads where there were no structures.

We needed to fill up the tank with gas, and we were grateful that Pierre was able to get the GPS on his phone to work.  We typed in ‘gas station’ and the device indicated that there were two nearby.  One appeared to be smack dab in the center of town, the other was situated on the outskirts. We opted for the later, and we followed the directions on the screen, which was weaving us up and down narrow, dusty streets.  Dogs zipped across the street almost non-stop, and it appeared that school was also letting out.  To put it mildly—it was pure chaos!

We looped around the edge of the town and finally saw the gas station in the distance.  As we approached, we saw that it was under construction.  Frustrated, we reprogramed the device and headed off again.  As we approached our target the roads narrowed (if that was even possible), and Pierre was on high alert for dogs and people, because both repeatedly darted across the road without warning.

‘The Bitch’ (our nickname for the GPS) announced, “You’ve arrived.”

We looked from side-to-side and saw a mud wall to our left, and the entrance to a hotel on our right.  We had no other choice but to keep going straight, which landed us in the middle of the tourist area.  We drove down the little street lined with merchant stalls on both sides and clogged with pedestrian traffic.  We were kicking up a huge cloud of dust behind our camper, and one of the shop keeper’s shook his fist at us and yelled something in Spanish. It was so tight that I could have helped a passerby blow their nose, if I had held a tissue out the window at just the right moment.

We finally made it down to the end of the street, and Pierre pulled over to the side of the road.  We were hot, tired, and frustrated.  We decided that we would try to go to another town to find gas, but it appeared that there weren’t any other options within at least a one-hundred-mile radius in any direction.  We reprogramed the GPS, and once again followed the directions down the narrow streets.  We hit the same location, and she announced, “You’ve arrived.”

To the left we saw the mud wall, and to the right, we saw the entrance to the hotel.  We looked again, and this time, we noticed a tiny sign on the wall that said, ‘gas station’ in Spanish.  The arrow was pointing toward the gate that was labeled, ‘hotel.’  We followed a small road around the bend, and there, hidden from view, was a tiny gas station.  We got in line behind a row of cars, and we quickly discovered that the little dirt road was the entrance, but also the exit.  Pierre maneuvered the camper through the small area, and then up to the pump when it was our turn. 

As we were pumping gas, we looked up and saw a huge truck squeeze down the road.  Everyone had to pull over tight to the wall, to allow them to pass.  When the driver got out of the truck, he immediately started talking to us, and we discovered that he was from Germany. In fact, he was born a short distance from Pierre’s home town.

He and his wife had bought and refurbished a military truck in Germany, and then had it shipped over to South America.  The truck was a beast! They were driving through South America and had already covered 40,000+ kms.   It was fun talking to them, and we expressed amazement at how easily he seemed to be able to get his big truck into such a tiny space.  His answer was simple, “After driving so many miles, I know exactly how much space I take up, and most people just get out of my way!”

Words to live by! 

We followed him out of the station, and it was so easy to follow in his wake—everyone DID get out of his way!

After getting gas we parked the camper in a parking lot and walked into town for dinner. We found a cute little place with delicious food. One of our favorite things about the meals in Chile is the “sauce” and bread that is brought out as a starter. Each restaurant puts their own twist on their sauce, but all of them were so tasty!

Plenty of Outdoor Seating
Delicious Sauce!
Huge Portions!
This meal taught us that we needed to split all future meals while we were in Chile!

Chile: Betting on Alpacas

Day 4/Part 3–

After shopping, we continued through the desert to San Pedro de Atacama, which would be our final stop for the day. Earlier in the trip, I had joked with Pierre and said that whoever saw the first alpaca would win a one- dollar finder’s fee.  We had pulled over to look at the snow-covered mountains in the distance, and I heard Pierre say, “You owe me a dollar.”

I rushed over to where he was standing and could see a pack of alpacas in the distance.  We watched them for a few minutes, and I said, “It’s a shame that they aren’t closer, so we could see them better.” I counted eighteen, but it’s quite possible that there were even more.  We got in the camper and drove for less than ten minutes, when I spotted a lone alpaca standing on a ridge off to the side of the road.  He looked like he was modeling just for us, making my wish come true.  It was a terrific anniversary gift!

A Long, Straight Road

Happy Anniversary, Pierre!  What are you planning to do with your prize money?

Chile: Baby Wipes!

Day 4/Part 2–

We headed into the city of Calama to find a grocery store, and we were pleased to find a Lider, which is the South American version owned and operated by Wal-Mart.  In other words, it was a smaller version of the North American Wal-Mart Super Stores.  The store had everything from automotive, groceries, clothing, cosmetics, toiletries, and household supplies. We felt like we had struck gold! 

A Great Place to Stock Up

We stocked up on food and drinks, and our most important purchase—baby wipes!  If you’ve ever traveled through a desert environment before, you understand their value.  We have used them for every imaginable purpose—bathroom pit stops, grooming, wiping up small spills, ridding the interior of the car of dust and grime, etc.

Chile: A Bit of Mystery

Day 4/Part 1–

When we woke up in the morning, we were excited to see what the ruins looked like in the daylight. We could see that they were old, but we have no way of telling how old because there weren’t any informational signs, and I haven’t been able to find anything about them on the internet.  It was clear from what we could see, that there were a series of small rooms, each having a single door, and most had a small window.

The structures were made of what appeared to be an adobe-style mud.  There was nothing left of the roof, and most of the walls were crumbling and falling apart.  Large chucks of the walls were laying on the ground, and garbage was strewn about everywhere.

Bird’s Eye View

Pierre decided to fly his drone, so we could get a view from above.  When we looked at the drone pictures, we were surprised to discover that buildings stretched out for a considerable distance.  The ruins will remain a mystery for now, but I’m going to try to find out more about them when I get home.

Desert Art

Chile: A Boy & His Toy

Day 3–

Today was a driving day—Chile is a long country!  We followed Route 5 north and hugged the coast for miles.  We stopped on the beach (and I mean that we literally parked on the beach) and had lunch.  The view was spectacular. 

Lunch with a View!

Stray dogs seem to be a big problem here in Chile, and we were greeted by a small pack of them while we were eating.  I know I can’t save the world, but it made me feel so sad to see them begging for food.  They were “rewarded” with several pieces of ham from our sandwiches.  When they realized that we weren’t going to give them any more food, they trotted off down the beach. We watched them until they were just tiny specks in the distance.

After getting back onto the highway, we saw a huge shrine that was erected further down the coast, so we stopped to see it and to admire the view of the ocean. The man who died must have loved the sea. 

Shrines dotted along the highway are another common theme here.  Some are small and humble, while others are elaborate.  Many have lights and glowing reflector strips, so they can also be seen at night. We saw one that had a full-sized car next to it.  Most look like miniature churches, with a little building and a cross, but they are all unique and pay tribute to a love one who has died.

We eventually turned away from the water, and out into the dessert. If you can imagine the desert scene from Star Wars, then you’ll understand what we were seeing–miles and miles of sand in every direction.  Toward the middle of the day, we entered a mining region, and we could see big trucks in the distance with plumes of dust trailing behind them as they traveled across the desert.

Later, when we pulled over to take a break, we saw that two gigantic dump trucks were parked across the street from the rest area, so we walked over to take a closer look. We were stunned to see how big the trucks were.   I took a picture of Pierre next to one of them for perspective—he looks teeny-tiny in comparison! 

A stray dog appeared out of nowhere and stuck by Pierre’s side.
A Boy and His Toy!
Coffee Break Later in the Day

The sun goes down early in July, so once again, we found ourselves driving after dark.  Chile is a country that allows you to pull over and park/camp virtually anywhere, but it’s difficult when you can’t see what’s on either side of the road in the pitch dark.  We saw a highway sign that said ‘Ruins,’ so we decided to park near them. 

We could see a vague outline of them against the night sky, but we would have to wait until morning until we could really see what they looked like.  The night sky in Chile is beautiful—no light pollution, so the stars pop out brilliantly!

Chile: Full Solar Eclipse!

Day 2/Part 3–

When it was time to start watching the eclipse, we set up our chairs on a tiny cliff overlooking the beach.  There were people everywhere, but surprisingly, it didn’t feel over crowded.  The American family was off to our right and slightly behind us, a small group youngish people were on the left, and a husband and wife were manning a camera off to our right. Everyone else was spread out on the beach or sitting on other little cliffs down the edge of the shoreline.

This Guy Kept Buzzing the Beach

We’re Excited!

As we waited, we watched the American kid throwing a rock at something that he found on the beach.  Pierre and I recognized it as the dead pelican that we had spotted earlier. 

The boy’s father finally figured out what it was and yelled, “Son, don’t touch it.  It’s a dead animal.”

The kid kept pummeling it with rocks and yelled back, “No, it’s a prehistoric creature!”

Right about at this time, I noticed that a young guy next to me had gotten into a mummy-type sleeping bag and that he was smoking a joint.

The distinctive smell of pot wafted past me. The American father must have noticed it as well, because he sprinted toward the guy, leaving his son who was still trying to decapitate the dead bird, and yelled,  “Hey, man—do you mind if I have some?”

The guy in the sleeping bag grinned at him and held out his joint.  The dad excitedly yelled back to his wife, “Honey, honey—hurry up, I’ll blow it in your mouth!”

His wife ran over to join him, and sure enough, I watched him blow smoke into her mouth.  As they giggled and laughed, I glanced over and saw that his son was still mutilating the bird carcass. The dad noticed as well, and yelled, “Honey—I told you to stop.  We can’t touch dead animals.”

The kid yelled back, “I told you…it’s an ancient creature!”

The eclipse had started, and as the American family was fooling around with a dead pelican and getting high, everyone else was ‘oohing and aahing’ over the solar spectacle happening above us.  The moon was starting to cover the sun, making it look like a Pacman!  Chomp!

We looked through our glasses every few minutes, and each time was thrilling.  People were yelling and cheering, and the atmosphere felt electrified by the excitement around us.

Chomp! Chomp! With each “bite,” the sun appeared to be getting smaller and smaller. 

A man in a motorized para glider buzzed over the beach. Everyone below waved and cheered for him. 

As the time of the full eclipse drew nearer, the air became cool and still.  The light dimmed, almost like someone was slowly pushing the dimmer switch on a lamp. 

When we could finally take our glasses off, everyone cheered, but that soon changed to awed silence, sprinkled now and then with, “Wow’s,” and other such utterances.

I became so overwhelmed with emotion that I started to cry as I watched in wonder and amazement. It’s probably the most beautiful display of nature that I’ve ever witnessed.  There wasn’t a single cloud in the sky, so we had a perfect view.  The ring of the sun around the moon lasted for slightly over two minutes.  Although that was beautiful, what probably touched me the most was when it became dark and everything took on a mystical appearance.  The water was shimmery, and the light hit the mountains in dark and light patches. 

The whole experience was incredible, and now I understand why people are ‘hooked’ after seeing a full solar eclipse for the first time.  This was my first experience and Pierre’s second.  The man we met from England had seen three before this one, and the guy he was traveling with had seen nineteen!  Oh yes—we better stock up on viewing glasses, because I already want to see another one…it was incredible.

Several days after the eclipse we met a man from Brazil, and shared this picture with us. Amazing—he captured the ‘diamond ring’ moment!

Chile: Waiting for the Eclipse!

Day 2/Part 2–

Today was a perfectly wonderful ‘lazy day.’ By late morning, we had found a little restaurant overlooking the ocean, and we admired the view while enjoying a cup of ‘Café con Leche.’ After coffee, we headed down to the pier to see fishing boats. 

S.S. Bob Marley

We were amused to see that one of the boats was named, ‘Bob Marley.’ We spotted pelicans and all sorts of shore birds.  After wandering around, we set up our beach chairs so we could watch the birds dive bombing the ocean in search of food.

Flap, flap—glide—dive!  They put on quite a show!

The beach and the surrounding cliffs slowly began to fill up with people as the day passed.  They arrived by car, camper, and by foot with one goal in mind…to see the full solar eclipse at 4:39 p.m.  We had decided to get out of the wind for a bit, so we set up our chairs behind the camper. 

Lots of people walked by and most of them said hello and asked us where we were from.  We met people a lot of Chilean people, a guy from England, and a family from Virginia (of all places!).  At one point, three men in uniform stopped and started to speak to us in Spanish, which of course, we couldn’t understand. 

A couple walking by asked if they could translate for us, and we found out that the men were with the Coast Guard, and they were walking around to each car and camper asking for everyone to keep the environment clean, and to be careful not to leave any trash behind.  The couple continued to translate for us, and we enjoyed talking to them.  Pierre liked their uniforms, so he asked if they minded if he took a picture.  They didn’t mind, in fact, they suggested that everyone should get in the picture–so we did!

Chile: A Needle in a Haystack

Day 2/Part 1–

We woke up at around 7:45 a.m. to the sound of the surf pounding the shore.  When we opened the back door of the camper, we were surprised to see that we were joined by lots of cars and campers in the middle of the night.  People were already out walking on the beach, which is exactly what we wanted to do—after coffee!

Must Have Coffee!

Finding this beach in the middle of the night, was like finding a needle in a haystack. It was beautiful in the morning light.  The beach was lined with stones rather than sand.  The large rounded stones had clearly been polished and smoothed by the constant pounding of the surf.  Mountains framed both sides of our view, and the little village was sitting directly behind us.  Off to the left, we could see fishing boats bobbing in the waves, and a pier jutting out into the water.

As we walked along the beach, we were fascinated by the sound that the water made as each wave was pulled back over the rocks and sucked back to the ocean.  I’m at a loss for how to adequately describe it in words, but I’ll give it a whirl— it was a popping, gurgling, sucking sound.  Yeah, I know that sounds weird, but it was slightly weird, in the best way possible.

We had clearly found a magnificent spot, so we quickly decided that we would view the eclipse from this location instead of moving on in the morning like we had originally planned to do. We spent the rest of the morning alternating between relaxing, exploring the beach, and organizing our living space in the camper.

Chile: Oranges & Avocados

Day 1/Part 3–

After leaving the rental place, we headed to the grocery store to pick up food and water for the next few days.  Not long after getting on the road, we spotted a little fruit stand along the highway, and we decided to stop.  We only speak a few words of Spanish, and the people running the stand only spoke a few words of English, but somehow, we all made it work. We ended up buying a big bag of oranges, two cokes, and two empanadas.

Pierre, ‘Orange’ You Glad that we Stopped Here?
The View from Behind the Fruit Stand–

I don’t want to make the process seem as simple as…we walked up to the stand and placed our order.  As you might imagine, it was a bit more complicated.

I saw the cooler, and asked, “Coca-Cola?”

The lady responded, “Queso?”

“Queso?” I parroted.

She pointed to homemade wheels of unwrapped cheese in the cooler, “Queso?”

“Oh–no, queso. Coca-Cola and un empanda.”

She brightened and asked how many empanadas that I wanted by holding up one, then two, then three fingers.  Then I assumed that she tried to tell me what kind were available, but the only thing I understood was ‘empanada queso.’

Pierre doesn’t like hot cheese, so I replied, “No—no empanada queso. Carne?”

“Si, carne!”

Now we were getting someplace.  I happily gave her my order and held up two fingers as an insurance policy, for her to understand that I wanted two. “Dos empanadas con carne.”

She smiled, indicating that she had understood my weak attempt at speaking her language.  She walked over to her kitchen area, and then bent over her stove top to heat up my order. 

As we waited, an older man motioned for me to follow him to the edge of the stall. He pointed toward avocados in mesh bags that were hanging from the beams near the ceiling.  He said something that I didn’t understand, so I asked, “Avocados?”

He smiled and pointed to the hillside.  When he saw that I didn’t understand, he pointed to the avocados and then swept his hand across the trees in the foreground, and then continued until he was pointing to the trees that were growing half-way up the side of the mountain. 

“That’s where these avocados are grown?” I guessed out loud.”

“Si’!”

Once again, he pointed to the trees on the other side of the highway.  It occurred to me in that moment, that I had never seen an avocado tree before. I could tell that he was quite pleased with our exchange, because he was grinning broadly.  We stood side-by-side for a few moments and silently looked out over the trees together.  He tapped me on the shoulder and pointed up the mountain, and then motioned what I understood as ‘over the mountain.’

“They grow on the other side, too?”

He didn’t reply, either because he didn’t understand me, or he just wanted to get to his punchline. He made a motion like he was climbing up and over the mountain using ropes, and as he was ‘climbing’ he was ‘picking’ avocados.

Avocado Trees—Lots of Them!

He carefully watched my expression, and as soon as I started to laugh, he joined in laughing heartily.

The woman who had heated up the empanadas had finished her task, and she approached us and handed me a brown paper bag that had been folded down neatly at the top. 

I was excited to taste the ‘fruits of my labor’—an empanada carne.  After getting back into the camper, I unfolded the bag and pulled one out.   I took a big bite and wailed, “It’s filled with leeks!”

Pierre laughed at me, and of course, I saw the humor as well.  The dough was folded neatly around more leeks than you can imagine, one hardboiled egg, and three black olives (that still had pits).  It was an odd combination, but not horrible. We laughed about it for hours, and on a side-note, the oranges were delicious.

We got on the road much later than we had planned.  The sun goes down early, because it’s winter here, so we drove for several hours in the dark.  With about 45-60 minutes left to our destination, we decided to pull over and find a place to stay for the night. One problem stood in our way—there wasn’t a single exit where we could pull off.  It was the strangest thing—we drove for miles, and we didn’t go past an exit.  Finally, we saw an exit, and we pulled off, not knowing what we’d find.  We found ourselves in a tiny ramshackle village, next to the ocean. 

We drove around until we found an access road to the beach. It was a dirt road littered with pot holes, and there was a significant drop-off to our left as we wove down the tiny road to the beach.    At the bottom, we saw two other campers parked together, so we pulled in next to them. I know “three’s a crowd,” but it looked like they were already settled in for the night, and we hoped that they wouldn’t mind the company.

We fell asleep listening to the waves crashing on the beach.